Notice the letters in this new template? I won't blame you if you didn't because they're quite tiny. The idea is to prevent anyone above the age of 40 from reading.
Not really. But one insult per post, makes this so much more interesting to write.
Today's post will be about confrontation skills. Or the lack of it.
Being blessed with a voice that is the furtherest thing from a "deep baritone". I'm the kind of soul that's usually found smiling sweetly at insults.
Why, the untrained mind might ask.
1: In the event that I do think of a retort at lighting speed, my delivery is usually hampered by a lack of volume (given the aforementioned voice).
2: The event of lightning speed striking itself is rare, considering it takes me two minutes to process the insult and the sheer unfairness of it.
So I do not confront. Or avoid doing so. Or I confront and run away. (No not really). But pinching people is a much easier option.