Its 2010. And my first post for the year. New year's eve was just as i expected it to be. If you want to know more, you'll have to have a chat with my mother. If you don't, then congratulations, you have made a safer choice.
The good news is that I did not subject myself to the company of Possible Wierdos and Deadly Bores. I won't share the bad news as I'd like this to be my Cheery New Year Post.
So there...before it becomes January 10th (by when it's illegal to say the words Happy New Year), let me make it known, that I wish you all a very Happy New Year.
This year I will be putting in my carefully thought thoughts, in a whole new blog. The contents are a secret until the blog is actually written. After which I will shamelessly advertise it, as this is a professional skill. (I work in advertising, You Who Didn't Know).
Apart from that I'm trying very hard to think of things to say. But writer's block and the Deep Freeze section (this is where i sit) have rendered me completely useless. The latter has frozen my fingers and brain simultaneously.
On that very chirpy note, I bid thee adieu.
I hope this letter found you in the pink of health...it has found me with Rigor Mortis.