Of Mice and Men

Did you know Mickey Mouse is an agent of Satan?
No?
Well, ask the Islamic cleric in Egypt. Maybe he fell off a ride in Disneyland and became impotent. Or maybe he had a dream!
Whichever way, he proclaimed Mickey an agent no less, of Satan, no less!
Mickey should be happy, this sounds like just the thing his PR rep. needed.

And becoming an agent did wonders for Daniel Craig's career.

Plus when one has a girlfriend who is exactly like oneself except that she might be a cross dressing mouse-man...one doesn't have much to look forward to in life.