About you

A friend wants me to write about him.
This friend of mine is self obsessed and admits to it.
He's the cat's whiskers and he knows it.
So what does one write about a person who already knows so much about himself?
I thought. And thought.
I thought I'd tell him, I'm a private person. But that's a lie, I'm not.
I thought I'd tell him i don't know what to say, but that's a lie, i have a lot.
So i think I'll say something after all.
Like this friend, he surprises me when i expect to be surprised. And the funny part is, i get shocked, which is one degree beyond surprise.
This might also be a good opportunity to remind this friend that he owes me a certain blank white space.
Since he's self obsessed, he can't ignore this post. :)