Inhale........H-exhale....pant like a dog..sing-song torture. Miraculously, you will feel enriched, empowered, flat tummied and peaceful afterward. Yog-ah!
Only, in between, your body will undergo twists and bends very close to khajuraho temple sculpture, minus the steam. Your teacher will say, "Close your eyes, observe..." (He says this, i swear). And you will be compelled to observe (from your mind's eye), the nature, the birds, the skies, the clouds. I don't remember the last time i saw all these things in reality, but mind's eye sounds good!
So after you have inhaled and hex-haled, you will then be told by your teacher that, you need to eat. Never mind that you came here with that very purpose in mind You try explaining, but he is convinced...you are anorexic.So you shrug and agree. "Fine, I'll eat, if that's what makes you happy." You'll ignore that guilty pleasure you feel when you dig into gooey brownies with extra chocolate sauce and ice cream. The only thing that hurts, is your wallet and uh...your thighs; post-yoga.
8 comments:
yoga eh....
ga ha ha!
greju?? u have a BLOG?
two stars..not more than that.
why such poor rating?
coz u r much better than this!
I hear yoga is the back door into the underworld.
you decide. :-)
underworld and yoga?
Shanta Ram indeed! :)
well, they say that when doing yoga, you have to have an empty mind and sometimes, unwanted things can get in. you know that saying 'an empty mind is the devils' garden' :-) . Anyway, this is a spiritual perspective, no need for you to worry.
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