I'm trying very hard to write a pun-nish headline on quotes and failing (Thank God)
An apology is basically laying the foundation for future offense. And before you imagine, I made this up myself and kiss the ground I walk on. Let me tell you, Ambrose Bierce said this. Not I. If you wish to kiss the ground I walk on in spite of this, inform me beforehand, I'll try and walk in cleaner places.