If i were a woman, I'd tell your man, that his girlfriend seems to be from the K K Klan,
Filling an innocent blog with such dirt, just reading it could make your whole body hurt,
If i were a woman, I'd donate oestrogen to you, since about feminity and gentleness, you have not a clue,
If i were a woman, I would, in my blog, write about a prince who was once a frog, how i kissed him soundly, and he whisked me away, thus ensuring men don't pickle my brains, since they love that cliche.
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If i were a woman, I'd tell your man,
that his girlfriend seems to be from the K K Klan,
Filling an innocent blog with such dirt,
just reading it could make your whole body hurt,
If i were a woman, I'd donate oestrogen to you,
since about feminity and gentleness, you have not a clue,
If i were a woman, I would, in my blog,
write about a prince who was once a frog,
how i kissed him soundly, and he whisked me away,
thus ensuring men don't pickle my brains, since they love that cliche.
If you were a woman you'd be really ugly.
:P
! I am a man
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